about the goats

GOAT LEADER

GOAT LEADER is in charge of the tribe, and leads the unholy rituals. She takes care of our social media pages and our (upcoming) YouTube channel. She mostly write articles and covers book releases and news, but sometimes she write reviews too. If you have a pending book or movie release you’d like us to share, would like to be the subject of an author/creator interview, or have any questions, Goat Leader is the one to contact.

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JOLLY GOAT

JOLLY GOAT loves supernatural horror – if there are ghosts, witches, vampires, or zombies, Jolly Goat wants to read it. Jolly Goat is especially fond of folk horror, stories about cults, and anything that involves the Dark Lord (no, not that wizard one, the proper one). They are also quite fond of anthologies and short story collections (while this is a preference, do feel free to send novels and longer works in review requests). In their spare time, Jolly Goat enjoys standing on cliffs and taking in the view. Especially on a dark, stormy night, when people are afraid and there’s a general air of uncertainty and dread.

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ANGRY GOAT

ANGRY GOAT will charge you as soon as look at you. It’s hard to say that Angry Goat “enjoys” anything, because that implies a level of actual joy, but they are most comfortable with extreme horror, splatterpunk, serial killers, and nihilism. Apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic fiction is also a winner. Anything that involves everyone dying at the end will probably make Angry Goat’s day (but please, no spoilers in your email! Allow Angry Goat to bask in the surprise misery in your last few chapters). Don’t let their personality deter you from requesting a review – Angry Goat is a humanity-hating grump, but they do love books and will give a critical but fair review of your work.

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PERKY GOAT

PERKY GOAT is antisocial and doesn’t want to interact with anyone. They manage the site, upload the posts, and monitor the inbox to make sure the other goats are receiving and responding to their emails. Perky Goat enjoys being alone in their burned-out church dwelling, worshipping the horned one in private, not talking to people. And eating snacks. Big fan of snacks. And videogames. And board games. But not people.