Category: Grumpy Goat
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Get Off My Lawn, You Damn Kids! – The Horrible Bait-and-Switch That Ruins Horror
Look, I’m not here to babysit you through another “good horror movie that was actually terrible” situation. I’m here because I can’t take another moment of these horror filmmakers pulling the ol’ bait-and-switch on us like they think we’re all too stupid to notice. You’ve seen it too, I’m sure. You go into a movie…
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Coming Home in the Dark (2021)
When I first heard the buzz about Coming Home in the Dark, I wasn’t sure what to expect. The premise—family on a road trip, attacked by a pair of criminals with deeply personal motivations—sounded like a solid thriller, but something about it also felt like a twist on a familiar formula. Little did I know,…
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Frogman (2023)
Frogman is a psychological horror film that blends folklore with tension-filled thriller elements, leaving a lingering sense of unease long after the credits roll. The story revolves around a group of people drawn to a remote seaside village, where a strange and unsettling legend about a mysterious “frogman” haunts their every step. What could have…
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New York Ripper: A Bloody, Sleazy Love Letter to Grindhouse Cinema
Alright, buckle up, because New York Ripper (1982) is a nasty ride through the darkest corners of New York City—and I do mean nasty. Directed by the one and only Lucio Fulci, this is not for the faint of heart, and if you’re in the mood for something that revels in its depravity, well, have I got…
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The Red Queen Kills Seven Times: A Giallo Goldmine That’s Too Fun to Miss
Alright, let’s get this out of the way: The Red Queen Kills Seven Times is absolutely bonkers. And that, my friends, is precisely why it’s so damn delightful. If you’re a giallo fan—or even just someone who’s curious about what the heck this subgenre is all about—this 1972 flick directed by the legendary Emilio Miraglia is a…
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A Wounded Fawn (2022)
I went into A Wounded Fawn knowing little more than its art-house horror label and the buzz surrounding its surreal take on toxic masculinity. By the time the credits rolled, I found myself grappling with what I’d just witnessed: a vivid, bizarre, and occasionally brilliant meditation on the horrors of guilt, power, and self-destruction. “Love…
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Boys from County Hell (2020
When it comes to vampire movies, it’s easy to feel like you’ve seen it all. But leave it to the Irish countryside—and a scrappy indie film—to inject some fresh blood into the genre. Boys from County Hell doesn’t try to reinvent the wheel, but it delivers a solid, gory romp that balances humor, heart, and…
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Anything for Jackson (2020)
When I first heard about Anything for Jackson, I figured it was another run-of-the-mill possession flick. You know the drill—demonic whispers, levitating furniture, and priests yelling Latin incantations. What I didn’t expect was a darkly comedic and unsettling spin on the genre that had me equal parts horrified and amused. Leave it to Shudder to…
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Evil Dead Rise (2023)
The Evil Dead franchise has never been shy about delivering the goods when it comes to grotesque violence and the unrelenting terror of the undead. Evil Dead Rise continues that tradition, bringing the chaos to an urban setting as it trades the isolated cabin in the woods for a high-rise apartment building. It’s a bold…
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Torso (1973) – A Gripping, Nail-Biting Giallo That Keeps You On The Edge of Your Seat
If you’ve ever wondered what makes a perfect giallo, look no further than Torso. It’s a film that takes the classic elements of the genre—murder, mystery, and a masked killer—and amps them up to the point where your heart is pounding in your chest, your eyes are glued to the screen, and you’re almost afraid to…
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