Category: Movie Reviews
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Strange Darling (2024) – Grumpy Goat’s Love Letter to Cinema
Let me tell you something about Strange Darling. It’s the kind of movie that burrows into your bones and refuses to leave. From start to finish, it pulls you in with a narrative that isn’t in any rush to give you answers. Told in non-linear chapters, the story unfolds slowly, deliberately, and it’s all the…
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His House (2020)
When I first heard about His House, I thought it might be another standard haunted house story with creaky doors and jump scares. What I didn’t expect was a deeply human tale of trauma, loss, and cultural displacement wrapped in a chilling horror narrative. Remi Weekes’ debut feature is more than just a ghost story;…
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Push (2024): When Quiet Dread Meets a Bloody Crescendo
Experience Push, a chilling dive into isolation and paranoia where subtle tension simmers until it explodes in raw, unsettling violence. Perfect for fans of atmospheric, mind-bending horror. The Premise You ever get that feeling like something is wrong — but just barely? Like the world’s out of tune, and you can’t tell if it’s the environment or your own…
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Abigail (2024)
Sometimes, a horror film comes along that’s as fast-paced as it is unnerving, and Abigail is exactly that. Directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, this 2024 vampire horror comedy is a ride you won’t forget. From the start, the film keeps you on the edge of your seat, blending humor, tension, and supernatural horror…
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Schizoid (1980) – A Giallo Delight with a Slash of ’80s Sleaze
Alright, giallo fans, brace yourselves. Schizoid is not your average, run-of-the-mill thriller—oh no. This one’s got a bit more sleaze, a bit more confusion, and a whole lot of that unmistakable 1980s charm that makes giallo films so damn intriguing. Think Single White Female but dipped in the weird, stylish world of Italian horror and…
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In the Earth (2021)
Ben Wheatley’s In the Earth is a gripping descent into madness and survival that seamlessly blends folk horror with psychological thriller. Set against the backdrop of a pandemic-ravaged world, the film is a disorienting, claustrophobic experience that keeps you on edge throughout. From its eerie, natural setting to its surreal and nightmarish visuals, In the…
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Immaculate (2024)
“Purity is a facade, and it’s about to crack wide open.” The Premise Immaculate is not your average horror flick. Forget the haunted house or the obligatory creepy children; this film puts a fresh spin on psychological horror that leaves you questioning everything from the nature of reality to your own trust in basic human…
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Hunter Hunter (2020)
Hunter Hunter is a chilling, thought-provoking survival thriller that burrows deep under your skin and lingers long after the credits roll. From the very first frame, the film sets a dark tone, one that never lets up as it explores themes of trust, survival, and the thin line between man and animal. What begins as…
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Host (2020)
In the world of found-footage horror, Host is a breath of fresh, terrifying air. Running at a tight 57 minutes, this pandemic-era film makes every second count, expertly blending the haunted house subgenre with the intimacy of video calls. It’s a movie that knows its audience—people stuck at home, feeling a little too comfortable with…
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Alien Romulus (2024)
When I first heard about Alien: Romulus, I expected another entry in the franchise that would balance classic tension with modern thrills. What I didn’t anticipate was how it would swing between nostalgia and some questionable creative choices, leaving me both impressed and frustrated in equal measure. Director Fede Álvarez offers up a return to…
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