Happy Goat Horror

Dark bleatings, my mysterious, cosmic tribe! I’m here today with a review of my third (I think?!) J.P. Behrens book, and I have to say, I was delightfully surprised by this one. I’ve enjoyed Behrens’s other works but this one was quite far away in tone and plot from what I’ve read so far from…

Chain-smoking bisexual, Mantis, finds herself amid a demon apocalypse. With the book of Revelations unfurling before her very eyes, she recruits a reformed prostitute, a bubbly stripper, and a hopelessly smitten DJ to try to stop the biblical event in its tracks. Can the uproarious crew of misfit degenerates save the world before it’s destroyed?Locked…

In a dark corner of the attic lies a wooden box burgeoning with forgotten relics from bygone decades. Evil effigies of plastic, metal and wood claw their way out of their dusty confines into your very nightmares. Devil dolls and terrifying teddies, abominable action figures and gruesome games all lying in wait for the opportunity…