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  • Pied! – by Adrian Baldwin – Book Review

    This is a non-spoiler review, because apparently people are sensitive about spoilers. Pfft. TW: I might not recommend this book to people who are sensitive about sexual assault. It might also be a bad idea for those who suffer coulrophobia. When upcoming indie crime author Rex Stevens is kidnapped after a book-signing event and forced…

  • Every Stephen King Book Ranked

    Whether you love or hate his work, you’ve definitely heard of Stephen King. It’s been a long journey along the path of the beam, but I’ve finally done it… I’ve finally finished reading his entire works. And now I’m going to rank them, in order from worst to best (or rather, those I like least…

  • 10 Horror Movies That Don’t Rely On Jump Scares

    Love horror, but hate being startled by insanely loud orchestra stabs? Then this might be the list for you. Here at Happy Goat Horror, we’re easily startled. After all, we’re goats. We spend half our time perched on inexplicably tiny ledges, to AVOID being startled. We’re big fans of tension, fear, creeping anxiety, an atmospheric…