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Happy Goat Horror

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LATEST STORIES

  • The Dead Children’s Playground – by James Kaine

    A cemetery filled with innocents. A ghostly chill in the air. Will a short walk through the woods awaken a dark power? Kylie Macklin is eager to live a normal life. Freshly moved from Florida to Alabama and finally in remission from cancer, the optimistic nine-year-old is used to dodging her overprotective mom’s warnings. So…

  • Get Off My Lawn, You Damn Kids! – A Grumpy Old Man’s Take

    Jump Scares: The Lazy Trick That Keeps Getting Overused Ah, jump scares—the cheap party trick of horror movies. It’s like the horror genre’s version of a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Every time you hear that ominous silence followed by a sudden noise or visual, you can practically hear the filmmakers giggling…

  • Introducing…Grumpy Goat!

    Dark bleatings, my glorious tribe. We’re kicking off 2025 in the most delightful way possible – with a new goat added to the tribe! Since Jolly Goat and Angry Goat swanned off, it’s just been little old me – your tireless Goat Leader – tending to the grass and growing the flowers here at Happy…