Category: Articles
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35 Vampire Movies For When You’re Feeling Long in the Tooth
Dark bleetings, everyone! The other day, I was asked what my favourite vampire film is and I realised I didn’t know. A Top 10 came to mind, but I had to think about the order. Then I started thinking about all the fangtastic films of this genre, and thought I’d just go ahead and make…
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Ranking the Best True Blood Characters
Dark bleetings! Listen, I know the show ended 9 years ago so this post is possibly a bit late, but I still love True Blood (mostly), and I’ll never stop laughing at the scene where Eric gets drunk on fae blood, slaps Sookie’s butt, and then runs off yelling for her to chase him. For…
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My Top 50 Horror Movies From The Last Decade
Dark bleetings, everyone! Horror is my life but with age, I think I’m getting grumpy. I don’t know if I’m steadily getting harder to please as I compare every new horror release to my favourites, which are mostly from the 1980s, or if movies these days really are – in general – not as good…
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Darkness in the Fields Event and My Top 10 Folk Horror
Dark bleetings, everyone! I hope you’re well and enjoying the turn of the seasons. If you’re anything like me, you might be viewing the approach of summer as impending doom, hissing at the sunlight that penetrates your closed curtains. But you know what this time of year is good for? Folk horror! There’s an exciting…
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My Top 20 Zombie Movies
Dark bleetings, kids! If you know me at all, you know that zombies are my favourite, so writing this list is super fun for me. I love zombies so much that I managed to angle my BA degree around them and I wrote my dissertation on The Walking Dead. Then I went on to an…
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10 Great Found-Footage Horror Movies
Dark bleetings, kids! Around the time of the first Paranormal Activity, I became obsessed with found footage horror. I was recovering at home from a whooooole bunch of surgery and maybe it’s because I was feeling helpless, but this subgenre in particular was really scary to me. Of course, with the success of certain films,…
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10 Great Sci-Fi Horror Movies
Back when I was single and going on dates (I shudder verily at the memories), the first question I’d ask people was “do you like horror?”, and if they did and otherwise didn’t seem like they’d turn me into a lampshade, off on a date I’d go. Horror is, and has been forever, the single…
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Every Season of American Horror Story Ranked
Dark bleetings everyone! Ever since the first season of American Horror Story was released, I have been watching it faithfully. Religiously, even. I’m not blind to its flaws. I have a complicated relationship with the show overall (not nearly as complicated as my very serious long-term relationship with The Walking Dead, but that’s a conversation…
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My Top 5 Vampire Books
Hey kids! We’re in the middle of winter in the UK – that truly delicious and crispy time of year when the days are dark and cold. There’s no season greater. I love nothing more than opening my curtains to find the sun is already setting! So, what better time than the dark months to…
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10 Horror Novellas to Read in November
Hey Kids! Happy Halloween! We hope you’re all enjoying being spooky, and following the correct instructions with whatever rituals you may be performing on this dark and blessed night. Novella November starts tomorrow here on Happy Goat Horror, so we thought we’d start you off with some suggestions. If you’re like me and prefer to…
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